The Conclave             “How long have we been cooped up in here, Salvatore?” queried the man in the red skull cap.             The canon expert turned the pity in his eyes towards Cardinal Campeggio, “4 weeks, 3 days and 11 hours, your Eminence.”             The retirement of Pope Benedict XVI had caused the princes…

The Sloppy Cow             In a nicely remodeled building located at 1023 Harborview Road on James Island, a restaurant has been opened now for a few months. It’s called The Sloppy Cow. It is on the site of the old Skibo’s. Well, this place deserves a tryout from you.             They make delicious hamburgers….

Attention all followers of Colbertradio. I, your host, will be interviewed by Catherine Steele on Sunday, February 10 at 3:00 P.M. on 105.5 The Bridge. I’ve conducted a lot of interviews. Now, I get to be queried myself. Here’s where I come unraveled. John Colbert

Hansel and Gretel             Do not take your children to see Hansel and Gretal. It is not what you think. Not only is it terrifying for children, it is loaded with “f” bombs and a gratuitous nude scene for which I am truly grateful. The producer, director and cast have made an interesting film…

Appalachian Trail-/ap uh lat chen trail/The last place one will find Mark Sanford.

The Case for Elizabeth Colbert Busch             It does not surprise me that my sister, Elizabeth, has thrown her hat into the political ring. I’m only surprised that it has taken this long.  No finer a representative could the first congressional district of South Carolina choose. Issues aside, let me explain why she should…

Appalachian Mountains-/ap uh lay shun moun tains/A range of peaks located in the Eastern United States that a former governor of South Carolina mistook for the Andes.

Apache-/a patch ee/What Mrs. Mussolini used to sew on little Benito’s torn pants.

Antispasmodic-/an tee spaz mod ik/Stopping Elaine Benes from dancing.

Antilles-/ant til eez/That which belongs to your aunt Tillie.